Monday, 25 April 2011

I have a confession


I have a Confession

I know when you see me, you see a normal man, average intelligence ( although my IQ is over 125 :) But … I am not normal like the majority of people I see on TV, in the news etc!

For Example, I am completely unable to dislike people because of their skin pigmentation. I know it’s wrong but I can’t help it. I am so useless I am not even sure which pigmentation I am supposed to dislike.  Is there some sort of colour chart available, you know like Dulux paints use when you are buying paint? Maybe that could help me

I am living now in Bahrain which is a 98% Muslim country but I think I am supposed to distrust or dislike them as well but I don't, they are my friends, collegaues neighbours. 
What about Hindus? Are they good, bad or neutral.  
 What about my friends who don’t believe anything !


I think there IS a difference between men and woman. I know there are some jobs that some men can do better than most women like Cooking and Dress making. After all how many world class female cooks are there on TV (apart from Nigela) and most fashion dressmakers are men.

I have so many other problems. I don’t care who sleeps with whom, I don’t know who footballers are married to. I don’t judge a countries performance on how 11 men with funny bats hits balls around. HELP ME PLEASE!!!

There must be an association or self help group for people like me. How can I learn to hate people based on language, colour, religion, shoe size?  How can I learn to worry about who wins a football match or the Eurovision song contest? How can I care about TV actors, singers etc.

Is it acceptable to start disliking people because of food? I mean people who eat garlic and cabbage at the same meal are a public danger!

  Facebook Group - Different but Equal

I know I am wrong because once I tried to start a group on Facebook. 

“Can I get 1000 (One thousand) people to agree that all of us are different BUT equal” .

I did facebook advertising, tagged other groups and in the end out of 500 million people on facebook I got 366!  I have more friends than that on my facebook account!!!.  So I must be the strange weird one me and 365 other people at least.

I do dislike some people, for example some Politicians but that’s based on their personality and deeds not on their country or ethnicity.  Or murderers but that’s based on the act not the hair colour. See I have got it all wrong :)


If you can help me become “normal” like the majority of the world please let me know

3 comments:

  1. It seems that maybe mum and dad made a made job (Well, on about 50% of us anyway!) because I find myself agreeing with pretty much everything you just said.

    Mind you, I think I'll stick with being abnormal, if that's okay!

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  2. OK guys I will book an isolation ward where we can all be contained and be of no threat :)

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